I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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