I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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