he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I still have a little drunk in my system
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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