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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(305): View more from Florida

Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights

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(907): View more from Alaska

Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka

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