is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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