Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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