He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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