? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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