Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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