we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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