SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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