I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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