is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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