In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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