You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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