Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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