how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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