please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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