Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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