16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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