tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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