Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(206): View more from Washington

Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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(406): View more from Montana

someone owes me an orgasm

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(713): View more from Texas

You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

(954): View more from Florida

Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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(425): View more from Washington

i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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(631): View more from New York

You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.

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(209): View more from California

I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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(315): View more from New York

sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off

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