ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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