Nicole vs. Life
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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