How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.