he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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