he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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