i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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