He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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