Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
FUCK WHALES
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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