Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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