what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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