Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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