dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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