you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
this is an emotional support booty call
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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