He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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