it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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