I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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