i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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