Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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