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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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