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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm in his phone as sushi coochie

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?

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(765): View more from Indiana

His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night

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(716): View more from New York

His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂

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