I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?