I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's blow job season.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
