He is such a slut. More and more my type.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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