She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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