Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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