But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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