Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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