dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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