That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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