Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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