That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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