It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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