Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just had sex on a roof
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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