The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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