do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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