my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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