Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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