You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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