no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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