I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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